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Joke of the Day
"So you could say USA nuked Japan in the woman's world cup. Too soon?"
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"If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic."
"How do you know your house had chicken pox? It has shingles."
"A crane fell in NYC today today a friend told me. I asked if it was Niles or Frasier"
"A man is donating at his local sperm bank, right as he finishes the doctor walks in.... covers his eyes, and says dont worry I didnt see nuttin"
"A physicist sits down at a bar. What does he order? Ein stein"
"There are two types of people in the world And I hate them."
"Before I proposed to my GF I asked her father but he was already married."
"My dick is like the movie Birth of a Nation its long, epic and black people dont like it."
"What is the Sun's favorite candy? Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it."