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Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people in the world And I hate them."

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"Gimme your best Mickey Mouse/Disney character joke! Going on a Disney Cruise and need your funniest, raunchiest or most nasty joke involving a Disney character."
"*sneezes* ""MY DUST COLLECTION!"""
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"I saw a chameleon today. I guess it was a pretty crappy chameleon."
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"What does batman like adding to his drinks? JUST-ICE"
"I often break into song The keys are so well hidden"
"I like my coffee how I like my women With big tits"
"Three musical notes, A, C and E walk into a bar. .. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry but I'm not allowed to serve a minor. """