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Joke of the Day
"Before I proposed to my GF I asked her father but he was already married."
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"The NSA hired Sarah Palin so she could keep an eye on Edward Snowden"
"Lately I've started telling tree jokes. I think it's time to branch out."
"What illness causes breasts to grow all over your body? Heap-a-tities."
"met the cutest girl today. her eyes were gentle, like the light from a phone screen and her smile glowed, like the light from a phone screen"
"""I'd hit that!"" -- me gazing at rock bottom"
"As an Asian, puberty doesn't hit us... our parents do."
"What do you call an epileptic puppy? Kibbles 'n Fits."
"Excuse me while I go powder the inside of my nose."
"""I'd hit that if I was drunk."" - Me, driving by a mailbox just now."