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Joke of the Day
"Before I proposed to my GF I asked her father but he was already married."
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"Dot [limerick] There once was a woman named Dot, who lived off of pig-shit and snot. When she ran out of these, she ate the green cheese, that grew on the sides of her twat."
"Why aren't there any headache tablets in the jungle? Because the parrots eat them all!"
"Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes but in the morning I'll be sober !"
"How do you make a man from New Zealand fall asleep? Ask him to count how many sexual partners he has had (Because they're sheep fuckers)."
"What is Al Qaeda's Favorite Football Team? The New York Jets."
"If two vegetarians are arguing is it called a beef?"
"A donut walks into a gas station... ...and asks for a pack of cigs. The clerk says, ""can I see your ID please?"" Then the donut says, ""Sprinkles"""
"What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive. "
"Your mama so stupid that..... Your mama so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed"