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Joke of the Day

"A man is donating at his local sperm bank, right as he finishes the doctor walks in.... covers his eyes, and says dont worry I didnt see nuttin"

"Life without women would be a pain in the ass!"

"Nice eyebrows girlfriend. I didn't know they made Sharpies in that color."

"How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb? Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one."

"Cac mau ong ho nu ep mang en su sang trong quy phai cho chi em ong ho nu 2015"

"At the library: Librarian: you have 45 cents in late fees. Me: (adjusts bow tie then slides 50 cents across the table) Keep the change"

"Fall is Pumpkin time In the south, they think its time to screw their cousins Pump kin"

"A guy walks into a bar ... and orders a drink."

"Did you hear Charlie Sheen has HIV? He thinks he got it after sleeping with two and a half men."

"What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft? A flat minor."