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Joke of the Day
"If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic."
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"A hipster walks into a bar... ...and asks the hipster bartender for a beer. Bartender says - we don't serve hipsters... ironically."
"whats the name of the app? Q: Name the app for which all the USERS must be LOSERS? A: TINDER"
"How to break into comedy Crack a joke"
"What happened when the lawyer took a Viagra? He got taller."
"A guy walks into his room with a duck under his arm... and says ""This is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says ""That's not a pig, it's a duck."" He says ""I wasn't talking to you."""
"A feminist is someone I could really get behind."
"Good thing Father's Day is only one day. I don't think I could stand to be a father longer than that."
"What's the most evil thing a human being can do?"
"Scottage Cheese"