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Joke of the Day
"My dick is like the movie Birth of a Nation its long, epic and black people dont like it."
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"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."
"Inauguration Limerick by Stephen Colbert There once was a man named Barack Whose re-election came as a shock He raised taxes I pay And turned marriage gay And now he's coming after your Glock"
"that's right. you know how to get down off an elephant? - you don't you get down from a duck."
"Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*"
"A man walks into a bar It was a metal one. He hit his head and got a concussion"
"Why is it so hard to throw a party in space? Because you have to planet."
"Did you hear about the actress who stabbed her husband at dinner? That blonde girl Reese.... Not Witherspoon, with her knife."
"I think calling followers followers is a bit pretentious. I prefer to think of them as curious observers."
"""If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly how did it fall off?"" Interviewer: I meant about the job. Me: Oh.... no I'm good."