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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty."

"Yo mama is so dumb..... That she shakes her baby when she reads the orange juice label."

"Making writing mistakes is in my blood. Type O."

"Did you hear that the North American Man/Boy Love Association go a new tech support guy? He's an e-NAMBLA."

"Thongs are like barbed wire fences. They protect the property, but don't block the view."

"My friend asked me how I got so good at guitar. I told him I'm use to fingering minors."

"I just read an article that says diarrhea is hereditary. Apparently it runs in your jeans."

"Just heard that someone has started digging Fidel Castro's grave.. Must be a communist plot."

"Whats the best thing about having sex with a pregnant woman? You get pussy and head at the same time."

"Comic Sans Serif walks into a bar.... ... the bartender says: ""Get out! We don't serve your type here! """