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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama is so dumb..... That she shakes her baby when she reads the orange juice label."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Have the alter boy shit into her pussy."

"I taught my maths class how to use a protractor, with varying degrees of success."

"Boy calls911 Boy calls 911. Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."

"A is for Apple - Hester Pryne"

"Dude I'm Colin Kapernick and I'm black. Dude you're not even brown. You look like Matthew Perry. -Harold and Kumar"

"What do vegetables say when they go to party's? TURNUP!"

"Careful girls... fat guys just want to get into your pantries."

"I was walking along a narrow cliff top when... a gorgeous woman was coming from the opposite direction. I didn't know whether to block her passage or toss myself off."

"Sing like no one is listening. Dance like you need to be shot with a tranquilizer dart."