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Joke of the Day

"My friend asked me how I got so good at guitar. I told him I'm use to fingering minors."

"Love is like peeing yourself everyone can see but only you feel the warmth."

"""Why are all the good ones either married, gay or the Son of God?"" - Mary Magdalene."

"The thing about driving in Lebabon the traffic can get Beirutal!"

"Did you hear about the newly sponsored gay NASCAR team? Its always in the rear of the field."

"You know why the undertaker was fired? He made a grave mistake."

"What do you call Irish sunscreen? A pub."

"The only thing worse than finding your girlfriend on Tinder... Is your girlfriend finding you."

"The Wicked Witch swings a light saber at Obi-Wan just as he throws a water balloon at her. All anyone finds later are piles of clothes."

"Did you guys hear!? Easter is cancelled! Yep, they found the body. Go home boys."