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Joke of the Day
"I just read an article that says diarrhea is hereditary. Apparently it runs in your jeans."
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"Many people say they have ADD because they can't focus on their homework. It pisses me off. See, I really have ADD, and"
"On average, how many people are dead in a cemetery? All of them."
"A man goes to the hospital after shoving 6 toy horses in his ass... After a thorough inspection, the doctor stated his condition was stable."
"Dear readers of reddit, What is the best insult/comeback you've ever thrown down?"
"Why is your bio written in English but your tweets written in spaghetti?"
"I asked my web server engineer wife to give me head. All I got was information and not the actual act."
"What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal? The element of some fries."