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Joke of the Day
"Making writing mistakes is in my blood. Type O."
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"Teach a man to Google how to fish and he'll wind up looking at fish porn for the rest of his life."
"why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Stay safe tonight everyone!"
"What do you call a Nazi doctor that served in WWII and only took animal patients? A Veteran Aryan Veterinarian!"
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An unoriginal joke"
"Daughter: Daddy, why do you have to go to work everyday? Me: Do you like clothes? Daughter: Not really Me: Shut up"
"I tried inventing a belt with a clock on it... It was a waist of time"
"If you cannot afford a stenographer, a 4 year old will be appointed for you to repeat exactly what you said at all times. Do you understand?"
"What's the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes."
"What's the definition of endless love? A tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder"