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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand the purpose of smooth objects. I mean, there's no point."

"*quietly tries to open a bag of chips during a bank robbery*"

"What state is a person in when they've just been made fun of sexually on the internet? E-reckt"

"Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt? It'd be a waste of time."

"I wonder how many calories you burn locking yourself out and having to climb in through a second story window.??"

"what did the man say when he saw the chilli that he was about to cut up for his chilli con carne dancing? ""My chilli's gone barmy!!!"""

"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey!"" The horse replies, ""you read my mind!"""

"I don't see the point of class reunions anymore now that Facebook exists."

"I love my electric toothbrush, but sometimes I just have to break out the acoustic."

"LPT: If you're not planning to do anything the entire day, Masturbate. Then you won't want to walk or shower and you can waste your day as originally intended."