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Joke of the Day
"I don't understand the purpose of smooth objects. I mean, there's no point."
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"How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb? He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him."
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"Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time? Al Kaline."
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"Maybe design women's clothes so the person wearing it can also zip it."
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