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Joke of the Day
"Like the man who has run out kleenexes... this is bound to come in handy!"
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"New guy at work is getting all the attention because of his third nipple... He wont stop milking it!"
"What did the Physics professor say to the fat kid in school? ""You've got a lot of potential!"""
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"If you're ever unsure whether a person is a muppet or a human try shoving your hand up their ass."
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