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Joke of the Day

"How do Latino singers warm up? Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No"

"If monogamy is sex with only one person, what is origami?"

"You guys, I just submitted a tweet to Twitter, and they accepted it and put it on their website!"

"Frankenstein.. Frankenstein enters a body building competition, and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective."

"The other night I went out on a blind date Well it didn't start out that way, she had mace."

"A woman caught her husband on the weight scale, sucking in his stomach. ""That won't help you, Joe, you know?"" ""Oh it helps a lot,"" says the man, ""it's the only way I can see the numbers!"""

"Nobody told jokes in the USSR... Because in Soviet Russia, jokes tell you."

"FRIEND: haha she's so cutesay it for him honey HER TODDLER: the moon is cheeeeese ME: well what have we here, a tiny liar"

"I think I might be a genius! My nephew has a 12 piece jigsaw puzzle that says 3-5 years on the box and I managed to complete it in just 7 hours!"

"Tombstone: Here lies Houdini 2nd Tombstone: Now I'm over here"