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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who only speaks one language? American"
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"What caveman say when he get hurt? meow."
"I'm not paying any more child support. His posture hasn't improved at all."
"My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch."
"Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet."
"Bob told his wife, ""I can't work for him anymore after what he said to me"". Wife: What did he say? Bob: You're fired"
"Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls... One of them says, ""man, I wish I could do that!"" The other says, ""well, maybe you should pet him first."""
"I don't mean to denigrate women. (Ladies, ""denigrate"" means to put-down or patronize.)"
"The trouble with quotes on the internet. ""The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine."" - Abraham Lincoln."
"What is Titus Pullo's Sandal Size? THIRTEEN!"