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Joke of the Day
"Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much? They're cheap."
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"What did the vampire say to her kids? Eat your dinner before it clots!"
"My girlfriend sometimes complains about how painful her period cramps are.... I told her to shut up, that's her fault for being a woman"
"I just made up a new word Plagiarism."
"What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? ""You going to eat that?"""
"Hair in bun=housework Hair in ponytail=oral sex Body language is important-So he doesn't get excited when I'm about to 2 scrub the toilet"
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why."
"Why do you duct tape guinea pigs? So they don't burst when you fuck them"
"So Clinton won 6 out of 6 coin tosses in Iowa? I guess all the money really is behind her!"
"It's bad enough when the little voices in my head talk to me. But now they are texting."