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Joke of the Day
"I just made up a new word Plagiarism."
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"Nice told me a joke How many bakers does it take to run a bakery? Bun Edit: Title should say Niece"
"Want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Three men taking a shower together."
"If I had a million dollars for every time I lost money... I'd have $43."
"All these idiots at the gym obviously don't know that it takes more muscles to frown."
"If only the Olympics had an event that involved falling down and not spilling your drink..."
"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac Newton died a virgin."
"Why is yellow afraid of red? Because red blue green."
"Why did the teacher cross her eyes? Because she couldn't control her pupils."
"For lack of a better word... Buy a thesaurus"