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Joke of the Day
"What did the vampire say to her kids? Eat your dinner before it clots!"
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"[sitting in doctor's office] It's bad news. You have a rare case of contagious memory loss. ""What do you mean?"" I can't remember."
"Brexit, for France AdiEU"
"My old Mum used to say, ""Always give your food a good rinse before you eat it."" Lovely woman, terrible sandwiches."
"Listen, kid. When you've spent 4 days eating cat food in a Vietnamese spin-fuck chair for phonics, we'll talk about hooked."
"What rock group has 4 members that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"DUDE: first of all ME: oh shit this dude's about to make more than one point"
"Where did the cow go? It mooved."
"Why did the man with one hand cross the road? To get to the second hand shop!"
"What did the ireshmen say to the beer ? I love you....."