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Joke of the Day

"What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? ""You going to eat that?"""

"Is there a Hallmark card for ""I think it's time we try anal""? There should be."

"I join any line I see if it's long enough. All those people can't be wrong!"

"Most Republicans are still voting for Trump. Can I be banned for this, since it's actually not a joke?"

"What car does Boba Fett drive? A ManDeLorean!"

"Told my boss I would be turning in my badge and my gun. He said you work in IT, why do you have a gun?"

"""This is embarrassing, but would you believe we actually met offline?"" - married couples in 5 years"

"Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school? I don't know, I just fly drones."

"The main reason I tell my daughter that beauty is on the inside is because I'm in charge of her ponytail in the mornings."

"Did you hear about the birds who wanted to go out drinking? They ended up at the crowbar."