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Joke of the Day
"So Clinton won 6 out of 6 coin tosses in Iowa? I guess all the money really is behind her!"
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"What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security? Both have LAX security."
"Just texted her ""thanks for choking on me"" I meant ""checking"" but kinda curious what the response is gonna be."
"Yo mamma is so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it."
"What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper? Ruff."
"Life is like a silent fart Pfft."
"This deodorant says ""avoid contact with eyes"" Too late...I've already seen it."
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre"
"What do you call wanking in a plane? Hijacking"
"What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport? Cross country"