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Joke of the Day
"Pope Innocent is an oxymoron"
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"Before you unleash her inner goddess, try to find out if she's channeling Aphrodite or Medusa."
"[pick-up line] Your like perfect ionizing energy to my electrons ... You really make me excited"
"Ovulation jokes aren't funny. Period."
"Who was the world's first carpenter? Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand."
"Two types of people from small towns: 1. Let's leave after high school and find culture! 2. Where is everyone? Better make some new people!"
"My friend said, ""Hey, can you tell me the time?"" I said, ""Not on my watch"""
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!"