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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Irishman with a dangerous bacterial infection? A leperchaun! :D"

"I'm really irritated by people that are missing phalanges. I guess I'm lactose intolerant."

"What's the difference between life and a prostitute? You have to pay a prostitute to fuck you"

"How do color blind people see porn? In fifty shades of gray"

"Want to know how to make your PC faster? Paint it black."

"FACEBOOK: Hey, remember me? I'm a girl you met in college, in that one class. We never really talked. Anyway, here's 97 pictures of my baby."

"I'm tired of writing ""Sent from my iPhone"" at the end of all me e-mails, maybe I should just get an iPhone"

"My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort."

"Blind Date: SWEET JESUS I DONT HAVE ANY EYES Me: Of course you don't, you're a date Blind Date: WHAT Me: Kind of like a big raisin"

"How are sex and pizza similar? If you get it from someone in a Chuck E. Cheese's it's never very good."