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Joke of the Day
"""Pikachu, use astonish!"" *Leans into opponent's ear* ""Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."""
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"ME: ""This might be a dumb question..."" SCIENTIST: ""There's no such thing as dumb que--"" ME: ""Am I a dragon?"""
"I had a nightmare where Footloose was rebooted as many times as Spiderman."
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"What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed? God bless America."