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Joke of the Day

"cannibal clowns Two clowns are eating a dead body. One of the clowns stops and looks to the other and says ""does this taste funny to you?"""

"I am looking forward to 6pm Thanksgiving Day when Walmart opens its doors for its annual sale of trampled human corpses."

"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep Pan, crisp and even!!"

"*at the pond* ""honthere's something i need to ask you"" *emotional* yes? *blows duck call* *ducks on water arrange to spell out 'TACOS?'*"

"I saw Santa Claus having sex with my mom. To get him back, I poisoned his cookies. Some how the bastard found out and killed my dad."

"What has six balls and screws everybody? The lottery."

"Once I had completed my final exam, my professor told me to turn it in to one of the teaching assistants. Good thing I have been practicing my origami."

"What do you call a vegetarian fart? Kale force wind!"

"How does every Black joke start?... By looking over your shoulder"

"If you're looking for something fun and exciting to do, why not try anti-gravity? It never lets me down!"