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Joke of the Day

"cannibal clowns Two clowns are eating a dead body. One of the clowns stops and looks to the other and says ""does this taste funny to you?"""

"I've decided to move to southern France... I've got nothing Toulouse."

"What do you call 24 carrots? Edible gold."

"(Age 22) *chugs bottle of water* Let's shoot some more hoops! (Age 42) *chugs bottle of water* I gotta pee."

"*fingers myself with giant foam Sharknado 2 finger"

"Robert Khardasian was OJ Simpson's lawyer And thus began the family tradition of getting black men off."

"If I say ""Bloody Mary"" three times in the mirror in the dark I get a free drink, right?"

"How does the Hulk make money? He flips houses."

"The difference between Indiana and California In Indiana there are lots of budding young farmers. In California there are lots of young bud farmers."

"If Britney Spears can get through 2007 you can get through school..."