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Joke of the Day
"I've decided to move to southern France... I've got nothing Toulouse."
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"Camping. Or as I like to call it: ""White people playing homeless."""
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning"
"I'm woman enough to admit when you're wrong"
"Any dance can be a no pants dance. In fact, might be a fun way to bring back the Macarena"
"My phone got married last week. The service was good despite the lousy reception."
"Why did the ""Ringling Bros."" Circus finally go out of business? They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer."
"Hickory Dickory Dock... Three mice ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest escaped with minor injuries. (Something my grandfather told me when I was five)"
"It's been a week since my wife went missing. The police told me to expect the worst. So I took her things back out of the garbage bin."
"What is the best thing about having sex with a transgender? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."