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Joke of the Day
"If I say ""Bloody Mary"" three times in the mirror in the dark I get a free drink, right?"
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"If your human doesn't feed you immediately, run in front of their feet and trip them up. ~Cats, apparently."
"what type of cancer do mimes get? Gesticular"
"What music do they play in a mexican bathroom? Earth wind and fire"
"A Smart car Zoomed past me And vanished into a pothole"
"A Bagpiper, a Kangeroo, an Irish poet, and Mother Theresa walk into a bar . . . . . . . the barman, who was drying a glass, lifted his head and asked, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"Virgins in Paradise? Suck my balls, Al Qaeda; I got a jacuzzi full of sluts right here in Southern California."
"*the force awakens* *the dark knight rises* *they make eye with eachother adn realize they were sleepig in the same bed* AHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball and tell her to read it."
"My name is Jafar. I come from afar. Some place in Quatar. I work at bazaar. I sell snake in a jar. I have bomb in my car. Allu ak bar."