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Joke of the Day

"Robert Khardasian was OJ Simpson's lawyer And thus began the family tradition of getting black men off."

"It's all fun and games until you're sitting in the Planned Parenthood waiting room doing your Algebra homework"

"When I grow up I want to make two Rugrats pornos... Rugrats: All Grown Up & Rugrats Go Wild."

"How does a black mother tell her children apart? She remembers them by their last names."

"Caesar and Brutus are playing battleships. A2, Brute?"

"My wife has to be the worst cook. Her specialty is indigestion."

"What did Barack Obama say when he dropped his shell at the beach? Oh no Michelle !"

"What does an Irish Samuel L Jackson say when passing someone on the street? Top of the Mornin' Muthafucka!"

"Will Will Smith Smith? Yes... Will Smith will smith"

"My friend Sid was a victim of ID theft. Now he is known as S."