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"If Britney Spears can get through 2007 you can get through school..."
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"I was in Ferguson last night and got jumped by 5 black guys! The car started right up, they just said it just needs a new battery. What nice gentlemen i thought to myself."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One deer turns to the other and say, ""man, I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there!"""
"Russia's attitude towards the West is sometimes... Off-Putin."
"What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad? Chicken Seizure Salad."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Black and ground up in the freezer."
"A horse walked into a bar several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation"
"Small cars are the best ones Only Smart people will get this"
"I have a buddy that likes to have sex with inanimate objects. We don't hang out much. He's always got stuff to do."
"I like my humor like i like my coffee Dark, bitter but satisfying."