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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 24 carrots? Edible gold."
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"CNN: The boy who cried Breaking News."
"What was the internet speed in Canada in the 1990's? 56eh."
"Honey I Shrunk the Kids : A Beginner's Guide to Steroid Use"
"""Balls!"" Said the queen. ""If I had two I'd be the king!"""
"Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail? I didn't have enough seed money."
"Einstein invented a theory about space... and it was about time too!"
"A woman at my gym has a jellyfish tattoo on her arm. So I peed on her"
"[two hours into describing a criminal to a police sketch artist] ...But when he took off the mask, he just looked like a normal guy"
"""Hahahahaha, what a narcissist! This model's Instagram is so pathetic!"" - me for 45 minutes while I scroll through all 700 of his photos"