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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 24 carrots? Edible gold."

"Why did it have to be the dog? I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million."

"So a man comes into a bar.... no wait it was a horse So a man comes into a horse"

"If you tell me your kid is 22 months and I buy it a beer, that's on you. That is your bad."

"While on duty, a police officer comes across an injured baby horse. The cause of the injury unknown, but the officer suspects foal play."

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who where expecting a ternary joke."

"2 peanuts walk into an elevator One was Ray Rice and the other was assaulted"

"I want to be a stand-up comedian... But I'm afraid I'll be laughed at."

"[rap battle] *drops the mic* *scrambles around trying to pick up the mic* [20min earlier] *other guy covering my mic in butter*"

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk a cow for 12 years I'm sorry"