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Joke of the Day
"EAT becomes FAT If you don't draw the line."
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"""Because Fuck you, that's why!"" is a perfectly legitimate response to any question."
"""fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u"" - a goldfish :("
"I work in the entertainment industry, so the only way I could lie more is if I worked in politics."
"Q: In church, why do they sing hymns and not hers? A: they're misogynists"
"I won the dirty joke contest at scout camp with this What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds? There's twenty of them. It's better said then written."
"My ex has made me dinner.. *gives a bit to the dog first*"
"How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb? We're on our sixth."
"Whats the best thing about duct tape? It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM"
"Someone should tell Pam at work that no one wants to hear how cool her boyfriend is unless she's dating a helicopter."