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Joke of the Day
"How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb? We're on our sixth."
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"What did the cannibalistic lion do? Swallow his pride."
"Spoiler alert for the lady in this line, repeatedly asking her newborn 'what's wrong?' Its not gonna answer ya."
"If someone bumps into you while you are wearing camouflage you have no one to blame but yourself."
"If you're drunk, you're 3 sheets to the wind... ...if you're stoned, are you three papers to the wind?"
"I used to think my drawings made me autistic... it turns out my Grandma was just from Boston."
"I love to online. Have you ever tried online? Online is better than offline I think. There's no memes offline and there are wolves offline."
"A cell's sister stepped on the cell's toe. ""Mitosis"""
"Your mama's so fat she faces an increased risk of heart disease and type II diabetes."
"What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ? [Lame Joke] Haploid"