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Joke of the Day
"Q: In church, why do they sing hymns and not hers? A: they're misogynists"
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"What does an IT guys use for birth control? His personality."
"Why do tampons have strings attached? So you can floss after you eat. Alt ending: So the crabs can bungee jump."
"What do you call a half Jew? Jew-ish."
"Fish jokes? I'm working a community fish fry and need your best fish jokes! Like: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh."
"The reason Latin is a dead language is because they kept accidentally summoning demons during regular conversations"
"The gay marriage referendum was just passed in Ireland. The number of married gay Irish couples will be Dublin."
"Damn girl, are you my Boy Scout troop leader? Cause you're making me pitch a tent."
"Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones."
"What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare!"