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Joke of the Day

"Someone should tell Pam at work that no one wants to hear how cool her boyfriend is unless she's dating a helicopter."

"My dyslexic brother made ginger bread yesterday. Poor Tyrone.."

"I just rolled my eyes so hard, I can see my brain."

"Me: What's with the look? Hub: How would you like a full-service massage? Me: I would, but will you and the kids be okay while I'm gone?"

"Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!"

"Why does Peter Pan Fly? Because he Neverlands."

"You can tell all you need to know about a person by whether they bring the banana to their mouth or mouth to the banana."

"If anyone needs an ark, I Noah guy."

"Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!"

"Did you hear about the Florida pastor's Quran burning? His actions are incendiary."