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Joke of the Day
"Pizza is an emotion right?"
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"Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise"
"Psychic: *rubbing temples* You want to know if your wife's trying to murder you Me: How'd you know? P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good"
"Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer? John Cougar's Melon Camp"
"What do you call a black preist? Holy shit."
"what car do people drive in Norway when it floods? the fjord escape"
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing at all... you already told her twice"
"My friend's a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero... At first the rat was just frozen, but he's 0K now."
"What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's? An anti-socialist"
"When and why did the yam farmer get up? For a yam."