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Joke of the Day

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing at all... you already told her twice"

"I'll catch you later: Cool thing to say to a friend, scary thing to say to a child."

"I think these protesters are sending the wrong message... because they keep telling me to Love Trump's Hate."

"Why are ugly guys better with computers then women? Turning off a computer often fixes the problem."

"What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe? Canoes tip."

"No strings attached relationships are all fun and games until you fall for a guitar. Or a marionette. Or a yo-yo."

"I tried a beer this weekend brewed with rabbit... It was a bit too hoppy for my taste."

"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."

"Cartoonist found dead in home . Details are sketchy."

"Cop: do you know why I was following you? Me: WAS following? Wait you unfollowed me? Cop:haha Me:haha Cop... Me... Is it cause of the drugs?"