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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing at all... you already told her twice"
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"The difference between sexists and misogynists... Sexist: I like my women like I like my jeans - loose in the crotch! Mysogynist: I like my women like I like my jeans - acid washed!"
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? with Little Ceasars"
"Before the Wright brothers made the first airplane, Chuck Norris had already invented the rocket and flown to Pluto, where he lived for 20 years.........naked"
"Q: What's a frog's favorite drink? A: Croaka Cola."
"Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children."
"What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave? Idk, I was too busy jacking off..."
"So we need to go over your drug history... Let me stop you there. It's gonna be quicker if I just tell you the ones's I haven't done."
"What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon? Zikachu."
"Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases."