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Joke of the Day

"Psychic: *rubbing temples* You want to know if your wife's trying to murder you Me: How'd you know? P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good"

"Today at work a patient told me he had pyramid shaped cataracts in his eyes He was an old Giza"

"What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail."

"My computer is going very very ... FAST. IT Helpdesk joke"

"After grandpa's unfortunate steamroller incident last year, man crush Monday is always a difficult time for me and my family."

"On average, a single male has sex 89 times a year. Tomorrow is going to be really awesome for me!"

"I've lost my boyfriend! He's in one of these browser tabs, somewhere."

"Why do the sharks only swim in salt water? ......because they would sneeze in pepper water."

"Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother."

"A new study found that 12 percent of married adults met their spouses online.The other 88 percent met somebody else's spouse online"