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Joke of the Day

"My friend's a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero... At first the rat was just frozen, but he's 0K now."

"So Hitler is working at a bookstore and I go up to him and say, ""Hey, do you have any books about the expense of a yell?"" He replies, ""Kinda, I have this book about the Holla' cost."""

"If you legally change your name to 'You're Free to Go' then it's impossible to get arrested."

"Just finished reading a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at the start but by the end I liked it."

"How does a coffee maker know it might be pregnant? It's period is a little LATTE."

"A local movie theatre was robbed of $600 worth of merchandise The suspects stole 3 medium popcorns, 1 bag of skittles and 4 small diet cokes."

"Q: How many letters 'T' are in Indiana Jones? A: 17. Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-ta-taa Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-taa-taa-taaa!"

"What did one crab say to the other? ""Damn this bitch is nasty!"""

"I went to buy some classical music today... But I forgot my Chopin Liszt."

"Good marriage requires communication: My wife tells me I'm wrong, and I tell her she's right."