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Joke of the Day
"When and why did the yam farmer get up? For a yam."
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"How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian? Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian."
"What do you call a group of armpit farters? A pit orchestra. Bonus: [World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s](https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)"
"My Diaper Genie grants wishes, as long as you wish for a 40 pound bag of baby shit every week."
"What's black and white and has a dirty name? Sister Mary Fuckface"
"Mickey Mouse is on trial for the murder of Minnie Mouse The judge asks to clarify, ""The report here says your motive for killing her is for being too silly?"" ""No your honor, she was fucking Goofy"""
"How many times does 43 go into 9? The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*."
"I think my grandmother has been spying on me in my bedroom. She told me I have a lot of spunk!"
"What do you call a Jewish New Zealander? Hebrew"
"They say the camera adds ten pounds. I knew this all camera diet was bad for me. They're just so delicious."