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"what car do people drive in Norway when it floods? the fjord escape"
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"What begins with a "" C"" ends with a ""T"" has a ""U and a ""N"" in it, is hairy on the outside and wet in the middle. A coconut."
"Her: that's disgusting Me: sorry, I like to poo with the door open sometimes Her: you shouldn't be pooping in the car at all"
"What did one boob say to the other boob? Hey man, if we don't get some support soon they're gonna think we're nuts!"
"Someday, I hope to befriend a friendly panhandler & learn the secrets of handling pans firsthand."
"Why were the strawberries sad? Because their mother was in a jam!"
"2 Hebrews a black dude and a Mexican walk into a bar. Bar tender says get f#%k outa here."
"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff!!!"
"Why does Donald Trump always seem upset? Because it's better to be pissed off than pissed on."
"[NSFW] What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut fucks everybody, a bitch fucks everybody but me."