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Joke of the Day
"SON: what ya reading? DAD: a huge book on podiatry SON: how long is it? DAD: it's about a foot"
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"What's the best part about dating a Muslim The sex is explosive"
"Don't click this!!! Ahahaahahaha! Gotcha!! :P"
"What do you call a cute shortcoming? Flaww"
"Is amazed how I go to bed with normal hair and wake up looking like a beat up version of medusa. Am I fighting crime in my sleep? Wtf."
"What did the soldering iron say to the capacitor? Go flux yourself!"
"Two buddies just got home from working out at the gym... Guy 1: ""Dude, were out of protein powder!"" Guy 2: ""No Whey!"""
"I'm gonna have sex on new year's day... To start the new year with a bang."
"Whats the best part about a dead hooker The second hour is free"
"A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of celery up his nose. The doctor told him he wasn't eating right."