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Joke of the Day
"I'm gonna have sex on new year's day... To start the new year with a bang."
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"My dog doesn't always bark like there's an intruder in the house, but when he does he waits until I'm home alone and in the shower."
"knock knock joke knock knock. Who's there? Barbie. Barbie who? BBQ chicken"
"Shipwrecked ! by Mandy Lifeboats"
"What did Allen Ginsberg say upon being intoduced to Lawrence Ferlinghetti? Howl do you do ?"
"My parents are a little weird...My mom wears my dad's clothes, and my dad wears my mom's clothes... They are transparents."
"How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? All of them, skyscrapers can't jump."
"My grandma was recently beaten to death.. She came in just after my granddad"
"What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit"
"I eat sunflower seeds because I like food but I absolutely love littering"