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Joke of the Day

"What did the soldering iron say to the capacitor? Go flux yourself!"

"Why did you name your son Tinnitus? I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it."

"So I know a joke you can tell Native Americans... Hopefully none of them giveaway the punchline."

"Republicans say it's raining; Democrats say it's sunny. Rather than go outside and see for themselves, the media reports the controversy."

"Why is Hillary running for president? Because it's easier than running from law enforcement"

"Her: Where ya been? Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead? Me: Yeah. All of them."

"My doctor told me I have the vitals of someone half my age. I have no idea how he found out, but now I'll have to kill him too."

"A Chinese Couple are having Sex ... The Husband says ; ""Oh i really fancy a 69 love, you up for it?"" The wife replies ""why you want beef and broccoli now !"""

"What's the difference between Toddlers & Tiaras and a scat fetish? One's fucking shit, and the other is a scat fetish. Just made it up, wondered how you guys thought it would be."

"It's weird that America has never had a bald eagle president but Australia has had several kangaroo prime ministers (I assume)."