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Joke of the Day

"Whats the best part about a dead hooker The second hour is free"

"I was never a photogenic person, because when everyone said cheese I said ""WHERE ?"""

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Henny Youngman"

"Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters? To hunt for their food."

"I got caught making out with my cousin once - mum and dad went mental. In my defence we were just kids, and there was an awful lot of alcohol at her funeral."

"What did the grape say when he was caught in bed with another fruit? ""It was just a momentary lapse of raisin!"""

"""If two wrongs don't make a right, what do two rights make?"" An Airplane"

"I don't wanna sound like a dick, but let me just say this:"

"Some good advice on how to pick up girls Bend at the knees and lift slowly. Avoid turning or twisting your body."

"Tell 'em how it 'tis, not how it 'twas: Edition 3. The joke used to be ""If ya lick 'er, it's quicker"". Now it's: if ya pin 'er, yer in 'er."