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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about dating a Muslim The sex is explosive"

"What is the useless skin around the vagina called? The woman"

"""I don't get why our troops need to wear camouflage, when they could just wear glasses..."" -Superman"

"adopted son son: mom i am 100% sure i am adopted, you do not Love me. mom: if we have had adopted a child, we would have adopted the one with better face."

"I hate those unrealistic movies...you know, the ones where men are friends with women."

"If Trump is elected President It won't be the first time he has kicked a black family out of their house."

"Almost every McDonalds A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunchtime. She said 'sorry about the wait'. I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually'."

"summer is real cute until every frickin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell"

"Why did the pimp cross the lawn? To get to the hoes."

"There are two kinds of people in this world... People who can extrapolate on incomplete information...."