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Joke of the Day
"Where did Michael Jackson go to college? BringemYoung University"
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"I drink, therefore I am.... Drunk."
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"Robin Williams was found dead in his house. The police suspect arson, but I doubtfire. Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2dacn8/no/cjnr8i8"
"Let's see here... Said the blind to the deaf."
"When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!"