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Joke of the Day

"Here is a racist joke. How are black people and apples similar? They both look good hanging from trees"

"What do you call a whirlpool in a church? Holy water!"

"I like my whiskey like I like my women 18 years old and all mixed up with coke"

"I just wanna make a lot of money and not do very much, is that so wrong?"

"What does the comedian say to his children on his deathbed? ""No one will appreciate your jokes once you're *dad.*"""

"Why wasn't Kanye allowed to have a prostitute at his bachelor party? Because you're not supposed to see the bride before the wedding"

"So Curtis Jackson filed for class 11 bankruptcy. Turns out he's only worth 50 Cent."

"*wakes up after all night party* *rolls over* *rolls over* *rolls over* How did I get on this escalator?"

"What do you say when somebody calls you a pussy? "" You are what you eat! """

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those that get it and those that don't."