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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a whirlpool in a church? Holy water!"
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"So I tried to watch a porno featuring Donald Trump... but I couldn't get off, because he changed positions too often."
"What does a prostitute have in common with Sting? They both stop sucking when The Police are around."
"I've found that whenever God closes a door, Satan hands me a lockpick."
"Such bullshit that people stop saying ""You ate it all! Good job!"" once you reach a certain age"
"How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale? Urinate"
"Sexy is being tickled with a feather... Kinky is being tickled with a chicken"
"A man walks into a bar. He goes ""I really shouldn't be walking through a building site"" and leaves."
"Favorite tank of ISIS is IS-2"
"I've built a labyrinth for my pigs. It's ham-mazing."