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Joke of the Day
"I just wanna make a lot of money and not do very much, is that so wrong?"
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"*reheats leftovers from yesterday's dinner date* *takes bite* *waiter from last night knocks on window* ""how's everything tasting folks"""
"A woman stands on a boardwalk... She notices a man below looking up her dress. ""You, sir, are no gentleman!"" ""And you, lady, are no blonde!"""
"I lent a hot girl my umbrella while it was raining That takes the amount of girls I've made wet to -1"
"Wasn't wearing my glasses at the park and bent down to pet some guy's gym bag. How's your night going?!"
"[consoling grieving widow] so I guess you'll be looking for a new owner for his pokemon collection?"
"Why do Jews like to watch porn backwards? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."
"Kid: Daddy can I give some of my candy to that duck? Me: No, ducks only eat things they find in nature, like bread."
"[Date] Him: I don't trust myself around you Her(flirtatiously): Oh, stop Him: I bought an iPad on your credit card when you went to bathroom"
"What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured? ""Icee."""