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Joke of the Day
"So Curtis Jackson filed for class 11 bankruptcy. Turns out he's only worth 50 Cent."
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"COMPUTER: HINT: name of best friend ME: Jen C: Jen sounds nice M: Wh-what? C: Is Jen single? M: Uh... C: Answer the question. Is Jen single?"
"""I bumped into your wife yesterday"" ""Oh, where?"" ""You know the cafe opposite the S&M club?"" ""Yes"" ""Opposite that cafe"""
"It's weird that you need money to stay alive."
"Remember, your toilet is just afraid of you as you are of it."
"TIFU by asking my wife what is the difference between a penis and a paycheck? She said ""there is a possibility of increase in size of your paycheck."""
"How do you start an earthquake in East Africa? Shake Djibouti."
"I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing he'll do today is buy bedroom curtains."
"Oh. You lost your phone and it's on silent? If you like it, you should've put a ring on it."
"what is a feminists favorite branch of mathematics? Triggernometry"