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Joke of the Day
"What is it like to eat out an old grandma? Depends."
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"I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer.. But no one will do it."
"What is a pedophile's favorite musical note? A Minor."
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. Baa-dum-tssss."
"What do you call a cold North African? A Brrbrr"
"I like my women like I I like my coffee.. Ground up and in the freezer."
"6 pack abs on a guy are nice but it probably means that he won't get drunk & rob a convenient store of cheese curls w/me at 3am, so no."
"Repeat after me: It doesn't matter how big the problem is, posting it on Facebook won't solve it."
"So Donald Trump is running for President..."
"I decided to have scrambled eggs this morning... Immediately after thinking ""I'll just flip this omelette."""